regarding the c box

i noticed that the c box is on another link, some of the poll not used and i would like to move the tagboard to the main blog instead of another link, and to remove the poll, asking for perrmission

"The Him"

warning

i noticed that there had been a spammer, but i reassure you i will get rid of him and ask him to join us, if you all agree, post a reply on the tag board.

"The Him"

the new improved plan

Hello everyone, i declare that this blog is to begin posting, i want to know everyone much better, so it would be better that for me. i suggest that there should be a post every 2 days. i hope you agree with me.

"The Him"

Sayonara

Today is my last day on the Heylin World. I officially left the Heylin World tomorrow and the blog will then be maintained by Professor Nitros Oxide and Lord Ghostfreak. Events will be posted by Master Monk Guan and Plan ABXYZ as well as the syllabus of IS next year will be headed by Glass Goth X. Sayonara and take care of the Heylin World. Well good bye and have a nice day.

Remember:
- Faith of Plan ABXYZ are on your hands
- No play makes me a dull man (finally the correct quote)


Posted by: Mr Chase

Black Thursday III

As we all have known, we have accidenally or maybe uncarefully expose one of our deepest darkest secret to the world (hope not many people knew). Anyway, let's put it into practice:

'The Life and Times of a Jungle Crab'
One day, the monkey became even more threatening, rude to the crab. The crab also became more vengeful and threatened the monkey that its relatives would come and help it. However, the persistent monkey still threatened the crab back and mentioned that it had its own supporters. After being sick of the monkey, the crab went home but on the way home, he met a group of monochrome-coloured lobsters. The lobsters asked whether the crab had already planned for having a female counterpart. However, the crab was too honest and he accidentally mentioned something - someting that changed his life forever ...

Remember:
- A clean mind is a happy mind
- Having counterparts may be beneficial, i suppose

Posted by: Mr Chase

The

Exam's over. Please wait until Wednesday to view the results.

Now let's continue on our story of 'The Life and Times of a Jungle Crab'.

After a whole session of scheming, the crab decided to chase after the monkey the next day. The crab had a lot of other species of crab friends who were willing to help it in the plan to catch the monkey. The crab hid in a particular area, with its secret agent, the two killer lobster. They waited for a very long time but the monkey made no appearance at all. The crab gave up and went home with a sorrowful heart. However, no one is completely sure on what will the crab do on the next week ...

Anyway, I had grown tired of a persistent nasty tricky-looking baboon who was unwilling to give up his arm against us. We would use Heylin power and so, since exam's over, let's play a game!

Posted by: Mr Chase

Black Thursday II

As usual, another Black Thursday came to life. It was indeed excellent to record it in our Heylin history.

I would like to share an interesting story to all members:

The Life and Times of a Jungle Crab
Once upon a time, in a tropical rainforest, there were two animals, the crab (Coenobita compressus) and the monkey (Aotus lemurinus). They were always fighting each other and the fights, as usual, were vengeful and petrifying. They fought and fought and fought, until there was nothing left in the rainforest. Tension reached climax on 4 October at 7:58 when the crab accidentally tore off the monkey's skin. The monkey became mad, insulted the crab and his race 'stupid compressus'. The crab, in return, became more scared and regretful than before. It saw its vermillion claws becoming even more red than before. Feeling appalled that the monkey may report the damage to its master, the big gorilla (troglodytes gorilla), the crab decided to take actions immediately. The previous week, on 26 September at 12:53, the big gorilla had captured and gave deadly warnings to a lot of compressus, because they made a lot a lot a lot of noise when he was sleeping and dreaming in its nest. Fortunately, the crab’s life was spared because he was innocent. The crab then decided to apologize to the monkey and gave him 100 bananas. However, it did not realize that the monkey had tricked it and quickly ran away with the bananas in a lightning speed. Other animals guffawed at the idiotic crab and hence, the crab felt more regretful and vengeful than ever. However, nobody knew what happened next … It was not like they just simply live happily ever faster …

Story writer: Mr Chase Young
Source of story events: Coenobita compressus, Aotus lemurinus, Troglodytes gorilla
Vetter: Dark Wuya, Mechanikat, N Oxide
Supported by: Pierrot Agent # 1, Pierrot Agent # 2, Talent Suckers

Question to members only:
What morals can you infer from ‘The Life and Times of a Jungle crab’?

Anyway, you are strongly required to revise for General Science (Chem, Bio and Phy) for tomorrow. Study well!

Minor One

There is nothing major to post today.

Quote:
Every person born into this world their work is born with them


Posted by: Mr Chase

(Thirst)day

I shall remind you of the sequence for tomorrow (ML, ML, LT, DOOM OF THE FOURTH, RC, MA, EL, IT, IT). Homeworks are:

Mathematics
- 2005 Paper 2
- Paper 1 & 2 Thingy

Not many homeworks seemingly, but I have the feeling of going to hate tomorrow.

Riddle: The more you feed it, the more it grows high. But if you give it water, it shall quickly Die. What is it??

Remember:
- A clean mind is a happy mind

Posted by: Mr Chase

Rather Unordinary

I don't think it would be a good idea to discuss about plan ABXYZ today. Our plan has progressed well and also critically. Anyway, I shall now remind all members to finish homeworks for tomorrow. Sequence (SC (Phy), HS, ML, DOOM OF THE FOUR PERIOD, RC, HE, HE, HE, LT, LT). Homeworks are:

Science (Physics)
- Revision worksheet

History
- Sec 2 Revision Booklet for all chapters

Home Economics
- Prepare your cooking items


That's all. I don't have time to post quiz today. I apologize for any inconvenience.

Remember:
- Power number 221 is confidence
- A clean mind is a happy mind
- vulgarities, informality and Sarcasm (VIS) method

TTFN for now, have a really really zalostic day!

Posted by: Mr Chase

Mind the Signs

I shall now remind all members to finish homeworks for tomorrow. Quite numerous, really, but not too tough as long as you all MIND THE SIGNS! Remember tomorrow's sequence: (EL, EL, ML, HS, RC, SC, MA, MA, CE, AS, AS). Remember that DOOM is there (Loot keeper on Thursday and Life Keeper on Friday). Another notice is that communist activities started today. We better keep watch because I'm not sure about the future yet, unless I use the Crystal Glasses. Anyway, the homeworks are:

English Language
- Situational writing (draft)

History
- Chapter 7 Revision Booklet

Science (Chem)
- Chapter 3 Balancing Equation worksheet)

Science (Phy)
- Chapter 10 Worksheet


Quiz: If V has 2 apples and I has 3 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?

Remember:
- A clean mind is a happy mind
- Mind the signs


Posted by: Mr Chase

Mon(otonous)day

Today was a very distinguished day where I can put foward difficult ideas in a simple manner. I can then get ordinary members to support him. I shall now remind you of the homeworks for tomorrow:

English Language
- Vocab Practice

Science (Chemistry)
- Complete changing matter worksheet

Character Education
- Sign PPR
- Take care of Ying-Ying / Little Me


Btw, I shall start posting an IQ-required to improve your brains. Answers are most welcomed in the chatter-box and is open for members only (wonder if persistent will come and annoy me and N Oxide to no end)

IQ: Does the sun set every night?
(remember, explore the world of heylin and have a bad day) :(


Remember:
- A clean mind is a happy mind
- Looks can be deceiving

Posted by: Mr Chase

Sunday-Sunday

I shall remind all members to complete your homeworks for tomorrow:
Remember, the sequence for tomorrow (SC, SC, EL, EL, RC, ML, AR, AR, HS, HS, MA).

Homeworks for tomorrow are:

Science (Chem)
- Complete chemical equations in Chapter 11 notes

Arts & Crafts
- Anti-drug thingy

History
- Sec 2 History Revision

Mathematics
- 2005 Exam Paper & 2006 Exam Paper 2

Posted by: Mr Chase

SSP before Dusk Celeberation

I shall inform all members to start your SSP programmes and end the last period at 5.20 p.m. There is nothing really special today except that I cannot focus because of a distraction tonight. Anyway, that's all.

Remember:
- A clean mind is a happy mind
- Knowledge is power
- Talent is hidden
- Teaching is the only true path of learning

Posted by: Mr Chase

Start polishing your brains

I shall now remind all members to revise for all following subjects as well as homeworks for all subjects. Perform your duties properly for each of the following subjects. The minor is indicated *.

English Language (EL)
- Situational Writing text types (memorize some phrases)
- Comprehension practice

Mathematics (MA)
- Practice some open-ended & problem-solving questions

Science (SC)
- Revise Bio, Chem, Phy notes, worksheets & papers

History (HS)
- Memorize all facts from textbook & notes

Aesthetics (AS)
- Practice draw, colour & outlining schemes to speed up during 'last of the aesthetics dynasty 26 September 2007'

Arts & Crafts (AR)
- Collect class' artworks
- Scheme for anti-drugs project

Literature in English (LT)
- Memorize Macbeth's notes
- Practise unseen prose & poetry

Physical Education (PE)
- Soccer SSP
- PFT test trainings
- Martial arts trainings

Music (MU)
- Revise recently-given song

Malay Language (ML)
- Practice situational writing (memorize some phrases)

Home Economics (HE)
- Purchase important ingredients and do a pre-cooking test

Character Education (CE)
- Spend some time on Plan ABXYZ
- Raise Ying-Ying Parrot / Little Me
- Research on a manga game (surveys indicate title is D. Masters)

*Japanese Language (JL)
- Memorize some short phrases/speeches

*Chinese Language (CL)
- Memorize some short phrases/speeches

*(MP)
- Green-type (money)
- Red-type
- Purple-type (power)
- White-type (luck & leisure)

*Drama Literature (DL)
- Monthly evaluation
- Xi.show character analysis & variable plot ideas revealed

Please revise well, especially for the exam-core subjects because it will determine your future.

By the way, after SSP tomorrow, end your last period at 5.20 because the departure is at 5.30 and we have to be there early or you will suffer a humiliating scold. Or worse, maybe 1 000 demerit point dollars bank withdrawal or i don't know. Just be zalostic and enjoy yourself.

Remember:
- A clean mind is a happy mind
- Knowlege is power
- All play and no work makes Ying-Ying a dull parrot
- Raising someone who appreciates you is worth it

Don't know what to say, lah

I shall now post the message of the day, including a little incident that happened yesterday. It appears that there is a seismic wave travelling, resulting in a tectonic earthquake. I really should have used my seismograph more often. Or maybe I should have consulted my seismic-sensitive pet parrot when a group of seismic waves came. Anyway, remember tomorrow's sequence (ML, ML, LT, PE, RC, MA, EL, IT, IT, RC, SC (Chem)).

Homeworks for tomorrow are:

Mathematics
- 2 Full Exam papers (2006 Paper 2, 2005)

Science
- Finish worksheet on Changing Matters


Remember:
- A clean mind is a happy mind
- Knowledge is power

Posted by: Mr Chase

Just a bit more special

Today was rather fun ... i don't know why. Anyway, sequence for tomorrow (SC (Chem), HS, ML, PE, RC, HE, HE, HE, LT, LT). Homeworks for tomorrow are:

History
- Secondary 2 History Revision (selective only)

Science (Chemistry)
- Chapter 11 Notes (endothermic reactions)

Literature In English
- Revise Act 1 Scene 7


Remember:
- A clean mind is a happy mind
- Be afraid of badminton (it is a very VEry VERY VERY bad minton)
Otherwise, practise and revise your badminton skills before PE
lesson tomorrow (the best solution is to have a PE SSP and spend
about 30 minutes practising)
- There are ways to defeat PE tomorrow as well as Friday. Certain
useful items (to be brought during ML period):
+ Mantis flip coin
+ Lotus twister
+ Sun chi lantern
+ Jetbootsu
+ Ring of the nine dragons (play with yourselves)
+ Reversing mirror
+ Shard of lightning / Golden finger(stops time momentarily,
good indeed)
+ Crystal Glasses or Mind Reader Conch (know your opponent's
movements first)
+ Ruby of Ramses
+ Sphere of Yun (if u're brave enough)
+ Fancy feet

Trust me, it is so useful that u can even beat the ultimate warrior ever known. Anyway, try your best.


Posted by: Mr Chase

"Manipulated"

I shall inform you to quickly finish your homework because I can see you wasting time on your copier machine. Anyway, the sequence for tommorrow is EL, EL, ML, HS, RC, SC (Chem), MA, MA, CE, AS, AS). Homeworks for tommorow are:

English Language
- Speech Writing (Draft 2)

Mathematics
- 2 full exam-papers (2006 & 2005)

Malay Language
- Worksheet




Attention to Puvan:(from you-know-who)
- Your request has been denied. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO UPLOAD A SAVED DOCUMENT TO A BLOG. MY LORDS AND MR CHASE DON'T HAVE TIME. Now a new mail is being sent to your email. Please check. Thank you very much.


Posted by: Mr Chase

Re: Star Hanabi went active

The Famous PWALD (Precious Wonderful Adorable Lovable Day, not duckling)

Today was a rather annoying day leh ... I will like to apologize to Synaptak for not believing that it is a bad idea to reveal this unseen telephatic communicating device. Next, we shall keep posting items, BUT JUST IMPORTANT ONES, because you have no idea who may visit our blogs. For security reasons, Oxide will create a new Cbox message so that our communications can proceed without being watched. The old cbox, well, can now be used for those bustard dummies, or more like listeners.

We shall serve Gus Greedy and download all the homework scanning systems after we are done. Anyway, remember tomorrow's sequence (EL, SC, ML, LT, RC, MU, MA, MA, CE, HS, Assembly).

Basically the homeworks for tommorow are:

English Language
- Speech Writing (II)

Mathematics
- 2006 mid-year & final year exam papers
- 2005 mid-year & final year exam papers

General Science
- Read Chapter 11 (Changing Matter) notes

Literature
- Assigned essay question

Malay Language
- Worksheets


BY THE WAY, TOMORROW IS AN EVEN DAY. MAKE SURE THAT YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY FIRST AND THEN USE THE CHANCE. That's all for today.

Remember:
- Never trust children (or grown-ups in this case)
- Don't be offended by chattings (remember indications that vulgarities is a special social device)
- A clear mind is a happy mind
- Don't ever show your cuteness

What a PWALD (Precious Wonderful Adorable Lovable Day, not duckling)



Posted by Mr Chase

Finally, some unusual stuffs

Halt all your SSPs. Stop all your TV programmes and diets. I have a insane news. Our genius plan has worked very well. Now we shall proceed to the next step. Once again, congratulations to all our professors and heylin members who had participated in this planning process. Tomorrow is Monday (remember the sequence: SC, SC, EL, EL, RC, ML, AR, AR, HS, HS, MA, LB, LB). Please take note of the following homeworks that needed to be done for tomorrow. Make sure it is done well and that you submit it on time (don't repeat that Miss Lim incident again, I will expel any members who repeated that offence).

English Language
- Situational writing (Speech)

History
- 4 worksheets
- Read notes & textbook

Malay Language
- Workbook

Arts & Crafts
- Compare & contrast, title tracing

General Science
- Master all chemistry sections

Mathematics
- Daily 15-minute algebra
- 2 Full Papers

Literature in English
- Assigned essay Question

By the way I'm in a happy mood today, and that's why I smile.

Remember:
- Hunt for chance and use chance
- Do not expose a secret if that will harm you in any ways


Posted by Mr Chase


Attention:

Another normal day on Earth

Today was just an ordinary indifferent day as compared to other SSP-or-TV days. Remember to study too hard for Final-year-exam, especially for the core subjects. I got one really really good tactics to help create outstanding results:

English Language
- Memorize some words from dictionary
- Create a personal diary (eg. like this blog system)
- Read some novels

Mathematcis
- Practise some problem-solving skills

History
- Memorize all notes & textbook information

Physical Education
- Conduct HMT (Heavy Metal Training) more often
- PFT test training

Arts & Crafts
- Draw & paint some pictures
- Use internet as a good source of pictures


That's mostly all the advices I received.
Remember:
- Knowlege/life skills is something that cannot be taken away
- Do not focus too much on your socializing friendless virus (don't worry we will discover a cure for the virus)

Thank you.

Posted by:
Mr Chase

Just a normal day on earth

There are no major events today. No insane house calls and a peaceful home stay - just a major SSP-or-TV day full of wonderful studies.


Remember:
- At home is where everything is possible
- A clean mind is a happy mind
- All play and no work makes us dull

Important reminder

Notes to all members:

Remember to finish all your homework for the school holidays:
- Mathematics
- Mother Tongue
- English Language
- English Literature (better hope they do a good job or you will suffer manslaughter, again!!)
- History
- Arts & Crafts
- Home Economics
- Information Technology

*I shall post the details soon

Remember:
- A smart mind is a happy mind
- Knowledge is power
- Enjoy it so that you can live it

Do not enjoy holidays and suffer! :(

Posted by:
Mr Chase

Urgent

Attention to all members:
Please prepare all the secret Shen Gong Wu for Black Thursday. Remember to bring:
- The Glove of Jisaku (to attract attention)
- The Mind Reader Conch (to read what other think of you)

Btw, you can also bring that fucking golden tiger claws if you like two, maybe to return home for SSP fast. Also, try to appreciate hard faith and remember, talk a lot (formula ABC sensors indicated that the more Singlish, humour, vulgarities will attract more people)

Refrain yourself from being challenged or violence. If you are challenged (like an ambushed arm-wrestling contest or something), better make sure you have that blasted Fist of Tebigong in your storage). Otherwise, I have a secret solution for you: use tiger insticts or retreat if you are a coward like Dr Kamikazi.

Anyway, make sure you prepare well. Good luck.


Chase Young

Like a rock!

Instructions

This is our test of communicators. A note to all members: please start posting a few items. Thank you.