Attention to all members:
Please prepare all the secret Shen Gong Wu for Black Thursday. Remember to bring:
- The Glove of Jisaku (to attract attention)
- The Mind Reader Conch (to read what other think of you)
Btw, you can also bring that fucking golden tiger claws if you like two, maybe to return home for SSP fast. Also, try to appreciate hard faith and remember, talk a lot (formula ABC sensors indicated that the more Singlish, humour, vulgarities will attract more people)
Refrain yourself from being challenged or violence. If you are challenged (like an ambushed arm-wrestling contest or something), better make sure you have that blasted Fist of Tebigong in your storage). Otherwise, I have a secret solution for you: use tiger insticts or retreat if you are a coward like Dr Kamikazi.
Anyway, make sure you prepare well. Good luck.
Chase Young
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