Saturday, September 8, 2007

Another normal day on Earth


Today was just an ordinary indifferent day as compared to other SSP-or-TV days. Remember to study too hard for Final-year-exam, especially for the core subjects. I got one really really good tactics to help create outstanding results:

English Language
- Memorize some words from dictionary
- Create a personal diary (eg. like this blog system)
- Read some novels

Mathematcis
- Practise some problem-solving skills

History
- Memorize all notes & textbook information

Physical Education
- Conduct HMT (Heavy Metal Training) more often
- PFT test training

Arts & Crafts
- Draw & paint some pictures
- Use internet as a good source of pictures


That's mostly all the advices I received.
Remember:
- Knowlege/life skills is something that cannot be taken away
- Do not focus too much on your socializing friendless virus (don't worry we will discover a cure for the virus)

Thank you.

Posted by:
Mr Chase

Friday, September 7, 2007

Just a normal day on earth

There are no major events today. No insane house calls and a peaceful home stay - just a major SSP-or-TV day full of wonderful studies.


Remember:
- At home is where everything is possible
- A clean mind is a happy mind
- All play and no work makes us dull

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Important reminder

Notes to all members:

Remember to finish all your homework for the school holidays:
- Mathematics
- Mother Tongue
- English Language
- English Literature (better hope they do a good job or you will suffer manslaughter, again!!)
- History
- Arts & Crafts
- Home Economics
- Information Technology

*I shall post the details soon

Remember:
- A smart mind is a happy mind
- Knowledge is power
- Enjoy it so that you can live it

Do not enjoy holidays and suffer! :(

Posted by:
Mr Chase

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Urgent


Attention to all members:
Please prepare all the secret Shen Gong Wu for Black Thursday. Remember to bring:
- The Glove of Jisaku (to attract attention)
- The Mind Reader Conch (to read what other think of you)

Btw, you can also bring that fucking golden tiger claws if you like two, maybe to return home for SSP fast. Also, try to appreciate hard faith and remember, talk a lot (formula ABC sensors indicated that the more Singlish, humour, vulgarities will attract more people)

Refrain yourself from being challenged or violence. If you are challenged (like an ambushed arm-wrestling contest or something), better make sure you have that blasted Fist of Tebigong in your storage). Otherwise, I have a secret solution for you: use tiger insticts or retreat if you are a coward like Dr Kamikazi.

Anyway, make sure you prepare well. Good luck.


Chase Young

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Monday, September 3, 2007

Instructions

This is our test of communicators. A note to all members: please start posting a few items. Thank you.