SSP before Dusk Celeberation

I shall inform all members to start your SSP programmes and end the last period at 5.20 p.m. There is nothing really special today except that I cannot focus because of a distraction tonight. Anyway, that's all.

Remember:
- A clean mind is a happy mind
- Knowledge is power
- Talent is hidden
- Teaching is the only true path of learning

Posted by: Mr Chase

Start polishing your brains

I shall now remind all members to revise for all following subjects as well as homeworks for all subjects. Perform your duties properly for each of the following subjects. The minor is indicated *.

English Language (EL)
- Situational Writing text types (memorize some phrases)
- Comprehension practice

Mathematics (MA)
- Practice some open-ended & problem-solving questions

Science (SC)
- Revise Bio, Chem, Phy notes, worksheets & papers

History (HS)
- Memorize all facts from textbook & notes

Aesthetics (AS)
- Practice draw, colour & outlining schemes to speed up during 'last of the aesthetics dynasty 26 September 2007'

Arts & Crafts (AR)
- Collect class' artworks
- Scheme for anti-drugs project

Literature in English (LT)
- Memorize Macbeth's notes
- Practise unseen prose & poetry

Physical Education (PE)
- Soccer SSP
- PFT test trainings
- Martial arts trainings

Music (MU)
- Revise recently-given song

Malay Language (ML)
- Practice situational writing (memorize some phrases)

Home Economics (HE)
- Purchase important ingredients and do a pre-cooking test

Character Education (CE)
- Spend some time on Plan ABXYZ
- Raise Ying-Ying Parrot / Little Me
- Research on a manga game (surveys indicate title is D. Masters)

*Japanese Language (JL)
- Memorize some short phrases/speeches

*Chinese Language (CL)
- Memorize some short phrases/speeches

*(MP)
- Green-type (money)
- Red-type
- Purple-type (power)
- White-type (luck & leisure)

*Drama Literature (DL)
- Monthly evaluation
- Xi.show character analysis & variable plot ideas revealed

Please revise well, especially for the exam-core subjects because it will determine your future.

By the way, after SSP tomorrow, end your last period at 5.20 because the departure is at 5.30 and we have to be there early or you will suffer a humiliating scold. Or worse, maybe 1 000 demerit point dollars bank withdrawal or i don't know. Just be zalostic and enjoy yourself.

Remember:
- A clean mind is a happy mind
- Knowlege is power
- All play and no work makes Ying-Ying a dull parrot
- Raising someone who appreciates you is worth it

Don't know what to say, lah

I shall now post the message of the day, including a little incident that happened yesterday. It appears that there is a seismic wave travelling, resulting in a tectonic earthquake. I really should have used my seismograph more often. Or maybe I should have consulted my seismic-sensitive pet parrot when a group of seismic waves came. Anyway, remember tomorrow's sequence (ML, ML, LT, PE, RC, MA, EL, IT, IT, RC, SC (Chem)).

Homeworks for tomorrow are:

Mathematics
- 2 Full Exam papers (2006 Paper 2, 2005)

Science
- Finish worksheet on Changing Matters


Remember:
- A clean mind is a happy mind
- Knowledge is power

Posted by: Mr Chase

Just a bit more special

Today was rather fun ... i don't know why. Anyway, sequence for tomorrow (SC (Chem), HS, ML, PE, RC, HE, HE, HE, LT, LT). Homeworks for tomorrow are:

History
- Secondary 2 History Revision (selective only)

Science (Chemistry)
- Chapter 11 Notes (endothermic reactions)

Literature In English
- Revise Act 1 Scene 7


Remember:
- A clean mind is a happy mind
- Be afraid of badminton (it is a very VEry VERY VERY bad minton)
Otherwise, practise and revise your badminton skills before PE
lesson tomorrow (the best solution is to have a PE SSP and spend
about 30 minutes practising)
- There are ways to defeat PE tomorrow as well as Friday. Certain
useful items (to be brought during ML period):
+ Mantis flip coin
+ Lotus twister
+ Sun chi lantern
+ Jetbootsu
+ Ring of the nine dragons (play with yourselves)
+ Reversing mirror
+ Shard of lightning / Golden finger(stops time momentarily,
good indeed)
+ Crystal Glasses or Mind Reader Conch (know your opponent's
movements first)
+ Ruby of Ramses
+ Sphere of Yun (if u're brave enough)
+ Fancy feet

Trust me, it is so useful that u can even beat the ultimate warrior ever known. Anyway, try your best.


Posted by: Mr Chase

"Manipulated"

I shall inform you to quickly finish your homework because I can see you wasting time on your copier machine. Anyway, the sequence for tommorrow is EL, EL, ML, HS, RC, SC (Chem), MA, MA, CE, AS, AS). Homeworks for tommorow are:

English Language
- Speech Writing (Draft 2)

Mathematics
- 2 full exam-papers (2006 & 2005)

Malay Language
- Worksheet




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Posted by: Mr Chase

Re: Star Hanabi went active

The Famous PWALD (Precious Wonderful Adorable Lovable Day, not duckling)

Today was a rather annoying day leh ... I will like to apologize to Synaptak for not believing that it is a bad idea to reveal this unseen telephatic communicating device. Next, we shall keep posting items, BUT JUST IMPORTANT ONES, because you have no idea who may visit our blogs. For security reasons, Oxide will create a new Cbox message so that our communications can proceed without being watched. The old cbox, well, can now be used for those bustard dummies, or more like listeners.

We shall serve Gus Greedy and download all the homework scanning systems after we are done. Anyway, remember tomorrow's sequence (EL, SC, ML, LT, RC, MU, MA, MA, CE, HS, Assembly).

Basically the homeworks for tommorow are:

English Language
- Speech Writing (II)

Mathematics
- 2006 mid-year & final year exam papers
- 2005 mid-year & final year exam papers

General Science
- Read Chapter 11 (Changing Matter) notes

Literature
- Assigned essay question

Malay Language
- Worksheets


BY THE WAY, TOMORROW IS AN EVEN DAY. MAKE SURE THAT YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY FIRST AND THEN USE THE CHANCE. That's all for today.

Remember:
- Never trust children (or grown-ups in this case)
- Don't be offended by chattings (remember indications that vulgarities is a special social device)
- A clear mind is a happy mind
- Don't ever show your cuteness

What a PWALD (Precious Wonderful Adorable Lovable Day, not duckling)



Posted by Mr Chase

Finally, some unusual stuffs

Halt all your SSPs. Stop all your TV programmes and diets. I have a insane news. Our genius plan has worked very well. Now we shall proceed to the next step. Once again, congratulations to all our professors and heylin members who had participated in this planning process. Tomorrow is Monday (remember the sequence: SC, SC, EL, EL, RC, ML, AR, AR, HS, HS, MA, LB, LB). Please take note of the following homeworks that needed to be done for tomorrow. Make sure it is done well and that you submit it on time (don't repeat that Miss Lim incident again, I will expel any members who repeated that offence).

English Language
- Situational writing (Speech)

History
- 4 worksheets
- Read notes & textbook

Malay Language
- Workbook

Arts & Crafts
- Compare & contrast, title tracing

General Science
- Master all chemistry sections

Mathematics
- Daily 15-minute algebra
- 2 Full Papers

Literature in English
- Assigned essay Question

By the way I'm in a happy mood today, and that's why I smile.

Remember:
- Hunt for chance and use chance
- Do not expose a secret if that will harm you in any ways


Posted by Mr Chase


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