Black Thursday II

As usual, another Black Thursday came to life. It was indeed excellent to record it in our Heylin history.

I would like to share an interesting story to all members:

The Life and Times of a Jungle Crab
Once upon a time, in a tropical rainforest, there were two animals, the crab (Coenobita compressus) and the monkey (Aotus lemurinus). They were always fighting each other and the fights, as usual, were vengeful and petrifying. They fought and fought and fought, until there was nothing left in the rainforest. Tension reached climax on 4 October at 7:58 when the crab accidentally tore off the monkey's skin. The monkey became mad, insulted the crab and his race 'stupid compressus'. The crab, in return, became more scared and regretful than before. It saw its vermillion claws becoming even more red than before. Feeling appalled that the monkey may report the damage to its master, the big gorilla (troglodytes gorilla), the crab decided to take actions immediately. The previous week, on 26 September at 12:53, the big gorilla had captured and gave deadly warnings to a lot of compressus, because they made a lot a lot a lot of noise when he was sleeping and dreaming in its nest. Fortunately, the crab’s life was spared because he was innocent. The crab then decided to apologize to the monkey and gave him 100 bananas. However, it did not realize that the monkey had tricked it and quickly ran away with the bananas in a lightning speed. Other animals guffawed at the idiotic crab and hence, the crab felt more regretful and vengeful than ever. However, nobody knew what happened next … It was not like they just simply live happily ever faster …

Story writer: Mr Chase Young
Source of story events: Coenobita compressus, Aotus lemurinus, Troglodytes gorilla
Vetter: Dark Wuya, Mechanikat, N Oxide
Supported by: Pierrot Agent # 1, Pierrot Agent # 2, Talent Suckers

Question to members only:
What morals can you infer from ‘The Life and Times of a Jungle crab’?

Anyway, you are strongly required to revise for General Science (Chem, Bio and Phy) for tomorrow. Study well!